THEY ARE THE CUTEST KIND OF MUPPETS.

I’d be scared if I were on the other side of that face.

“Together again, oh gee it’s good to be together again! I just can’t imagine that you’ve ever been gone! It’s not starting over, it’s just moving on!”

Directed by Frank Oz, 1984.

“I’ll switch with anyone who has a jacuzzi!”

“I’ll give you some eyebrows!”

“Pigs don’t have eyebrows.”

“Well this pig is going to!”

Miss Piggy is my spirit animal.

“Rock ‘em, sock ‘em, far out! Right on!”

“Somebody get some flowers! Somebody get a ring! Somebody get a chapel and a choir to sing! Somebody get an organ to play! ’Cause somebody’s getting married today!”

“Oh…”

“Ocean Breeze Soap: for people who don’t want to stink.”