NEW THEME

“We am, is, are and be, they who am are known as, The Electric Mayhem!”

“And we’d all play together, like fine musicians should. And it would sound like music, and the music would sound good. But in real life I’m stuck with that same old formula, me and my monophonic symphony, six string orchestra.”

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“ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT. THEY SANK. ISLAND. THEY SWAM. LAWYER. DOCTOR.”

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Poor Kermit…

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“Just like water flowing, I know where I’m going…”

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“Think? You don’t think. You’re a tree pusher and you work for me. Or have you forgotten who you’re talking to?”

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Happy Valentine’s Day, lovely Muppet Fans! Sending all of my love to you!

True love tells it how it is.

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“Ol’ Buddies”